Blessed and Highly Fabulous: If Only I Could Write Cover Letters Like This

Thursday, July 22, 2010

If Only I Could Write Cover Letters Like This

dream cover letter:

To Whom This May Concern;

My name is Ngozi Ojukwu and I'm a college graduate. I live at home with my mom and have been mooching off of her for far too long now. I would like to make some substantial money so I can support my shopping habit and actually start paying off my loans.

I believe this position is the right fit for me because you need somebody and I'm desperately available. I know there are thousands of other desperately available people, but I'm smarter than most of them, with better fashion sense as well.

Please hire me because I could really use a job. Don't think too hard about it, just go with me.

Sincerely,
Minah C. Di

wouldn't t be nice...

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