Hilarious Message on School's Answering Machine!

This is the message that the Maroochydore High School, Queensland, Australia staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine.

The teachers and school is being sued by the parents who are upset that their child is failing after having missed too many classes.




The Aussies have the right idea! HILARIOUS!!! I'm sure many more teachers wish this was their school's message.

My favorite part: "If you want to hear this message in another language, move to a country that speaks it" WOW!

I don't know if this for real, but it definitely brighten my morning.

Really London? Really?

How is anyone supposed to take the British seriously with mess like this?

This is the British version of Tae Bo. I seriously couldn't make it through this workout because I was laughing so hard at the British Billy Blanks.



Peep this dudes glasses and haircut. Seriously?

Just in Case You Thought People Had Forgotten

Just in case Chris Brown thought peeps were getting over "the incident", this chick comes along to drunkenly let him know people still remember.



Hahaha.... I feel as though C Breezy is getting comments like this on the regular. I think that's some pretty good punishment...constantly having your ego deflated by drunk white chicks calling you a "F**king beater"

LOL

I noticed one of the ads on the side of my blog is "Is Your Husband Gay?"
I don't know why but that had me chuckling for a good couple of seconds. What a sad sad question to have to ask yourself. Unfortunately, too many woman know the pain that comes with marrying a closeted man.


Click here for an article on one woman's discovery of her down low dude.

Wash Yo Nuts

Too much?



Still ROTFL.....wow!!!
This is just demasiado!

Oh Poor Jesse..

I love Anderson's commentary..."If you're gonna forget the words, do it at a soccer match. Not NASCAR"

Lol such an American thing to say...

Get Up on Glee Already

Just in case you're not up on Fox's Glee yet, I'm putting in one of my favorite clips from last weeks's episode.



I think I'll just be inserting my fav scenes from each weekly episode so look forward to that.

This show is hilarious!! I've rewatched this clip about 3 times now and I still laugh. Plus all the Glee memembers have some serious pipes. True talent and I'm happy to watch/hear it.

And the Award Goes to ...

Kanye West!!!
.... for stealing the entire VMA's tonight.

Here's the video in case you still havent seen it.



Sure Janet's performance was touching and Pink smashed it with her acrobatics, but Kanye's foolishness was truly the most memorable of the evening.

I mean granted what he was saying was correct: Beyonce's video was hot. But to get out of his seat, walk up to the stage, and take the microphone from Taylor--that just took mad effort that was so unnecessary. Not to mention it was not the place or the time.

OMGEEE I still chuckle when I think about it.
Oh Kanye...You're so ridiculous, but what can you expect? It's Kanye West.

Sidenote: i really hope this whole "crotch to the crowd" phase will be going out of style soon cause Beyonce's leotard number was a little too high and all these ladies need to stop flashing their business.

I Kinda ♥ Tools

Now I will admit VH1 reality shows are sort of my guilty pleasure, but I'd never even heard of Tool Academy, so I was surprised to learn that it was on its 2nd season. And I must say it's been a long while since I've been so genuinely amused and disgusted all at the same time. This show makes the girlfriends look almost as bad as their tool boyfriends.

These guys get caught on camera doing some of the most ridiculously gross things, they then see their girlfriends crying over it, and stare blankly at them. Or if the guy feels really cornered he might start stammering about how much he loves his girl. Right.... what a tool.

I always feel so embarrassed for the girlfriend cause she really should just dump him right quick, but I guess that doesn't make good TV--a bunch of single douche bags.

Urban Dictionary defines a tool as:

A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look. The 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look is classified by a glare in the tool's direction and is usually accompanied by muttering of how big of a tool they are. The tool is usually someone who is unwelcome but no one has the balls to tell them to get lost. The tool is always making comments that are out-of-place, out-of-line or just plain stupid. The tool is always trying too hard to fit in, and because of this, never will. However, the tool is useful because you can use them for things; money, rides, etc.

"Let's drive to Chicago from Iowa. Oh man, we need money. Hey, let's ask tool to come, he'll spot us the cash!"

But what really gets me is how these women allow this type of toolish behavior. Sure, I understand they love these men and want to be with them forever(really don't understand that but whatever), but I just find it hard to believe that his show can have any long term impact on a man's behavior.


I don't understand why women are so afraid to be by themselves....they'd rather be with an insecure, sad specimen of male that they keep trying(and failing) to change. We(being women) can't change men, we can only encourage them to grow and hope they will make the positive changes themselves.

However, I'm sure it will be entertaining to watch the buffoonery these guys put their girlfriends through and maybe one of the ladies will realize they can do so much better.

Ignant Music

Lately I've been hearing this song on the radio (I'm gonna assume its Southern cuz its just that bad). I always feel bad when I jam to it because it's such an ignorant song, but I do love the beat...

The lyrics go a lil something like:

"Baby girl won't you get with this pimpin...
Just try it out try it out"

Oh wow...ok i just found a video....



In the words of Chris Brown: "I was just like wow"

I hope you peeped Kandi, former member of girl group Xscape and newest housewife on Real Housewives of Atlanta. I was dying watching this video because I just remembered her talking about how when she came out with her first single, it had to be fire cause people were expecting so much from her.

Really though Kandi? I won't lie, I jam to this song in my car but...this is just not housewife material... lol

Hot Girls

I don't know how I stumbled across this video, but these two guys had me laughing out loud.



It gets really good about 45 seconds in.

Michael Jackson Tribute Flashmob

I really love me a good flashmob. They are completely random and fun to watch unsuspecting people react. I saw my first flashmob on the show, Weeds(I know,a little late), and I would love to participate in one someday. Here's 2 MJ flashmobs in Stockholm:



Soo many people!! This Swedish flashmob has got their stuff together!