This is the message that the Maroochydore High School, Queensland, Australia staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine.
The teachers and school is being sued by the parents who are upset that their child is failing after having missed too many classes.
The Aussies have the right idea! HILARIOUS!!! I'm sure many more teachers wish this was their school's message.
My favorite part: "If you want to hear this message in another language, move to a country that speaks it" WOW!
I don't know if this for real, but it definitely brighten my morning.